iliyon / up, up and away
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But hips don’t lie, your honour

22/09/2014

+92

20/09/2014

+573

lazypacific:

oh, i’m sorry, is my skirt too short for you?

well, that sucks cause your dick is too short for me.

(Source: farenheits)

20/09/2014

+122934

brttny32194:

but why do i say “i know” to my pets when they make noises. im lying to them. i don’t know anything.

(Source: brittany-32194)

20/09/2014

+149568

relahvant:

so my friend got a fish

20/09/2014

+48750

petercapalldii:

don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate

20/09/2014

+208361

#I JUST FIND IT SO FUNNY THAT HE ACTUALLY THOUGHT THIS WAS SOMETHING ROSE WOULD PLAUSIBLY SAY TO HIM

(Source: kingsguards)

20/09/2014

+175738

(Source: lizgillies)

20/09/2014

+103124

(Source: lizgillies)

20/09/2014

+103124

twiabpaianlatfwnogf:

My Brand New Dad.

20/09/2014

+47786